Who's this PISSY BITCH?The minute I saw that tool Michael Bergin as a "substitute mentor" I was out. He's a total douche. He doesn't work anymore as a model or actor and the fact that they trotted him out as someone for the male models to "aspire" to be, really made me kind of sick. This guy RAN OVER SOMEBODY.
Anyway, ITA that this season totally sucks. Season 1 felt fresh, fun and exciting. It didn't take itself so seriously. The fashions were totally outlandish and homoerotic. This season is like going to the mortuary.
A few reasons:
1. The fashions are AWFUL. Remember last season's horse fetish line? FUN! Last night's freaky, studs taped to forehead BS. Not so fun.
2. Perou- Are you serious with this guy? People PAY him? He's an absolute moron. I want to ban him to a strip mall Glamor Shots in Scottsdale Arizona for the rest of his miserable life.
3. Nicole Trufino- For like 2 episodes I thought she was attitude/cool/sexy. Now I'm so done. It's like talking to a amazingly beautiful girl at a party for a half hour before your brian kicks in and you realize that this is ALL there is. Then you head for the hors d vores table.
4. The Fashion- I loved how the guys wore tights and no shirt for like every episode last season. And the clothes were at least memorable. This season I can't remember ONE catwalk except for last week's BS Freakshow.
5. The Models- ALL boring. Even the gays. Last year we got Ronnie. This year we get Shawn? Sorry. No. I like the "I'm doing it for my daughter" chick but I'm kinda over her too. I hate how Sandhurst feels that his ballet background (A REAL career. Full grace and beauty) is going to hinder his chances as a model. Please Sandy go back to dancing. PLEASE.
I have a feeling that Jonathan is bi. Have him seduce Branden, now THERE'S a show!
Here's hoping Season 3 brings back what made this show fun to begin with. For the rest of THIS season, I could care less who wins. I'm DONE.
